Blue Expedite Oleander Water Perfume.
“smells good.”
New Orleans natives and visitors, alike, discover that Blue Expedite Oleander Water Perfume has an irresistible life-enhancing mystique. Mind, body, and soul are enriched by every bottle’s enticing aroma. Blue Expedite Oleander Water Perfume is preferred by 8 out of 10 eligible bachelors. It's no small wonder why women cherish this trademarked blend of essential oils, native waters, and New Orleans magic.
$15.00 for a 5ml bottle of New Orleans magic.
The oleander is strong in Blue Expedite Oleander Water Perfume’s “Original Blend.” Distilled blossoms form the base of an intoxication that inspires fascination.
If you have been to New Orleans, you know this scent. You love it.
The Scent of a City’s Seduction.
The Scent of Tradition, Ever New.
$15.00 for a 5ml bottle of enticing come-hither.
New Orleans is the City That Care Forgot. Catch a wish. Blue Expedite Oleander Water Perfume is the reason.
The go-to for generations, this perfume is made for day-to-day good times that just “smell good.”
This is New Orleans good. “ Come hither.”
The Scent of Good Memories.
$18.00 for a 5ml bottle of animal magnetism.
Featured on New Orleans-set television shows and in movies, Blue Expedite Oleander Water Perfume is the choice of actors and musicians alike.
This one is “The Zinger” favored by sporting types and the women who love them. Unisex appeal. It costs a bit more because it’s a little bit better.
Honest Tradition at an Honest Price.
Creole maw-maws and bounce divas, and all walks of life in between, if you are thinking about New Orleans, you have Blue Expedite Oleander Water Perfume on your mind. It “smells good.”
Blue Expedite Oleander Water Perfume works in the same way as a visit to the Historic Saint Ann Shrine on Ursulines Avenue. This is the smell of Heaven. This is the smell of Good Fortune. Laissez les bon temps rouler!
There are dozens of bootleg flower waters on the New Orleans black market,. Only Blue Expedite Oleander Water Perfume™ consistently delivers results. What makes Blue Expedite Oleander Water better than the rest is that the water comes from a proprietary source. Its mojo is lagniappe.
“The Zinger” costs a bit extra because it is a bit better. How much better? Indivual results vary according to body chemistry and intended use. With great power comes great responsibility.
Not in New Orleans? We ship.
Click. a button anywhere on this page and order yourself a 5ml bottle of Blue Expedite Oleander Water Perfume. This is the good stuff, the real deal. Accept no substitutes. Guaranteed NOLA prime.
Hand-prepared and hand-packed right here in the Crescent City, Blue Expedite Oleander Water Perfume has a whiff of spell craft over a foundation of faith. This is the New Orleans way.
Saint Expedite, pray for us.
Why Blue Expedite?.
The only statue of St Expedite in an American church is in New Orleans. He was a Roman soldier.
Roman citizens didn't name their sons Expeditus the way citizens of New Orleans do today. The Latin word for scout is “expeditus.” Good Saint Expedite was a soldier, plain and simple, an everyman, just like you and me. All are called to sainthood. Few answer.
Why put off until tomorrow what can be done today?
Good St. Expedite was raised a pagan. Nowadays, nobody likes a pagan. Back then, most people were. It was the thing to be. Something happened when B.C. became A.D. Expeditus was on the scene 303 years later.
Saint Expedite was out on patrol one day when he decided, out of the blue, to become a Christian.
The Devil, sensing something was amiss, flew to St. Expedite in the form of a crow. The Latin word for tomorrow is "cras." Crows do not caw in Latin, they say, "Cras, cras, cras." The Devil was telling St. Expedite to become a Christian tomorrow.
Incensed with the just fury of man of God, St. Expedite stomped the Devil under his sandal. "No! I will become a Christian today!" The Latin word for today is "hodie."
All of this happened under the shade of an oleander, a shrub-like tree that grows all over the world. When people in New Orleans talk about Saint Expedite, it makes them think of oleander. Blue Expedite Oleander Water Perfume is the standard against which all other brands are compared and judged unfavorably.
Saint Expedite, pray for us.
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Questions about Blue Expedite Oleander Water Perfume? Write. Media inquiries always welcome. Questions about St. Expedite? Write. Be advised that there are ample sources online.
Information about why Saint Expedite is blue in New Orleans is less well documented online. It is something better off lived in person, like New Orleans itself. Questions about Blue Expedite? Write.
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